I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

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The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe. Lena Horne (via soulsscrawl)

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bruh porn titles be so extra and so outta line like u got shit like “HORNY TIGHT ASIAN TEEN GAGS ON MONSTER COCK” like relax why u so loud & specific.

Slightly young woman uses her mouth and other orifices to arouse moderately-sized man’s diddly-doo

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i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

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ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me

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