marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

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cosmo tip #696

if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap

(Source: expertcosmotips, via cold-streets)

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