lil-banshee:

When you put on your favorite movie for someone and you’re really excited for them to watch it for the first time AND THEY DON’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO IT 

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(via miss-love)

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alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(via greetings)

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heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(via greed)

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kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via greetings)

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homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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(Source: scottmckill, via greetings)

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hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

(via greetings)

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kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

(Source: kidspast, via greetings)

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

(via greetings)

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surmounts:

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

(via poetic)

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